Wednesday, 31 August 2011

I'll never touch another button again

Le 5 year old me. I discover how to reposition chair.
Press as many buttons as you want son, but just make sure you don't accidentally press the "eject button". What's that dad? Oh, it's the button that opens up the sun roof, and then launches you out of the car.
I'll never touch another button again.

Baggage forever alone


Go, go to your people


FFFUUU ice cream


Tuesday, 30 August 2011

No homework? I make you some


How do you touch the strings without getting shocked from the electricity?

Me sitting in class...
Hey! You play electric guitar, right? Yeah, so what?
Could you tell me how you guys do it?
What do you mean? Like how to play notes?
No, silly! How do you touch the strings without getting shocked from the electricity?

Sunday, 28 August 2011

I can never leave


How was your weekend? So close

Ok, this is the day i'll tell derpind i love her.
Hey Derpina i want to tell you something... 
Hold on i need to say you something first. I like Derpy.
Anyway what do you wanted to tell me?
How was your weekend? So close

I do not ask anything ever again - I lied

Mom, buy me a hot wheels. I'm sorry son. I have no money.

Boyfriend - Y U NO COMPLIMENT ME TOO?

Honey, you're so handsome and everything about you is do amazing and i love you so much! Aww thanks, babe!

Friday, 26 August 2011

Jehovas witness and troll

Hi, i am a jehovah witness, are you interested in... You better come in. Oh uh okay, thank you.
Would you like a cup of yea? Uhm, yes,yes, that'll be nice thank you.
What do you think of my western digital caviar black 640 gb hard drive?It's very nice. So, what do you want to talk about? I...erm.
Because you've never got this far, have you?

Wednesday, 24 August 2011

Can you give me the most expensive guitar and take a picture of me to put it on facebook?

Me working at guitar store.
Hello. How can i help you?
Can you give me the most expensive guitar and take a picture of me to put it on facebook?
Yeah sure, why not? Anything else?
Can you take all the guitars off the wall, so they don't know i took a picture in the store?

Charlie Sheen winning


Drink a bear


Tuesday, 23 August 2011

I don't like stuff coming right at me

Thanks for taking me to this 3D movie!! I've never been to one of these before.
We should of sat closer to the edges... I don't like stuff coming right at me...

They all have lives


Saturday, 20 August 2011

She gave them her credit card number

8th grade me, making a hotmail account.
You don't want to do that, one time my mom made one and all her money was stolen?
And how did that happen?
She gave them her credit card number! Worth it!

Friday, 19 August 2011

I just like ponies and rainbows

Derpin around on minecraft. Also, listening to "Material Girl" by Madonna.
Hey, Derpen, can i get you to.. look something up for... Is that a rainbow rug in your house? oh, yeah, it is. Let me just alt-tab out of this real quick and then...
Le Fluttershy desktop. That's... pretty. My poorly drawn phone starts ringing. My little pony, my little pony. (Theme ringtone)
Derpel, you can tell me if you're gay. I'll still love and support you! No, mom, i'm not gay. I just like ponies and rainbows.

Thursday, 18 August 2011

I'm a ballon


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